this is going to be my first 5k. im fuckin excited. it’s going to be EPIC.
this is going to be my first 5k. im fuckin excited. it’s going to be EPIC.
10, 18, 22, 24, 25
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
I agree with all except “have a vagina” and “give birth”. everything else are perfectly true. 1) with out a vagina, a woman wouldn’t be a woman. if they had a dick, theyd be a man. 2) giving birth is the most amazing power any woman can possibly have on the face of the earth.
(via yelyahwilliams)
the guy to the left… punching air… just hoping for someone walk by… is exactly what i do at shows.
“im just gonna keep swinging my arms, if you run into my fist, it’s your fault”
(via cut-show)
(Source: oddvisions, via cut-show)
“Do not be lonely, the entire Universe is inside of you.” Rumi
(Source: pixieintrippyland, via sarahtops)
Normal people:
Me: “ Duck, duck,duck, come here duck…”
via (sodamnrelatable)
i do this every time im at disneyland
(Source: pensoedigo)
Like any kid who grew up in the suburbs during the early 90s, The Beastie Boys were a big part of my youth. So I’m seriously bummed out today. R.I.P., MCA.
(via edwok)
i think friends would be incredibly funny if it was uncensored Xp
(Source: misschanandlersbong)
oh michaelangelo
(Source: bozukteyp, via fuckyeah1990s)
(Source: imgonefromthisblog, via jajajajasmine)
dying
internet, i cannot take you sometimes.
(Source: thathipsterporn, via edwok)